Posts by Jim Washburn
| 2010-03-10 | GOP Gov Contenders to Debate Monday in OC. |
| 2010-03-10 | US Farmers Eye Cuba Maybe they’ll eat the junk we grow. |
| 2010-03-10 | Movie Theater Stabbing: He’s Done! What the hell, Lancaster? |
| 2010-03-10 | Massa’s in the Cold, Cold Ground, on Glenn Beck Retired Rep. Eric Massa admits to tickling. |
| 2010-03-08 | The Masochism Tango GOP State Sen. Roy Ashburn hates his gay self. |
| 2010-03-02 | Chile Quake May Benefit Workers Worldwide The Establishment is all shook up. |
| 2010-03-01 | Is Weed Killer Making You Its Bitch? Atrazine “chemically castrates” amphibians. Us too? |
| 2010-02-17 | Erwin’s ’Ermits: UCI Law Dean Erwin Chemerinsky Depicts an Extreme Supreme Court The Roberts court will outlive us. |
| 2010-02-12 | Is Sarah Palin a Fucking Retard? Colbert Thinks So Such incivility. |
| 2010-01-29 | Is Nancy Pelosi Funding Terrorists? Put Botox in the Ixnay Box |
| 2010-01-21 | Hooray for the Escaped Haitian Convicts, Too Rock out with the rusty machetes! |
| 2010-01-20 | Fooey on Haiti Haters, and Hooray for the USA For a Change The U.S. gets on the good foot for a change. |
| 2010-01-13 | Latte! Pussy! Sensational NorthWest Combo Filmed by Cops! No kidding, snatch at a Grab-n-Go coffee stand! Don’t Look! Run Away! |
| 2010-01-07 | Our Shrinking Times: LA Times to Close OC Plant The Morning Attrition |
| 2010-01-04 | Homeless Poisoned in Colombia Deadly New Year for some. |
| 2009-12-26 | Atheists are Taking Over!!! Move to Mississippi Now!!! From the Front Lines of the War on Christmas. |
| 2009-12-26 | Saudi Arabia: Probably Not the Best Place for a Harry Potter Theme Park More scimitar har hars from our allies in the war on reason. |
| 2009-12-14 | Distant Powers: The L.A. Times’ Physically, Emotionally Removed Music Critic Jim bitches. |
| 2009-10-07 | Murder Most Foul, It’s the Stinkiest California “horrorcore” rapper accused in Virginia murders |
| 2009-09-23 | Members Only: Penis Imperiled in Pendulous Predicament Dick dick dick. |
| 2009-09-17 | Final Sign of the Apocalypse: Bob Dylan Records Christmas Album Folk music’s Bob Dylan rides the yule log. |
| 2009-08-19 | Birth Certificate Found! Obama was Born in Austria, with a Mustache! Obama’s a Nazi now, if you hadn’t noticed. |
| 2009-07-14 | Empathy: It’s Some Weird Commie Shit Rich white senators are having none of it. |
| 2009-07-08 | Goodbye, Pork Pie Democrat It’s Republicans who are crowding the federal trough. |
| 2009-07-05 | Nuts to Alaska! More Sarah Palin Bloviating Sarah Palin has a higher calling; it’s her publisher on the phone |
| 2009-07-03 | Sarah Palin in Desperate Bid to Upstage Michael Jackson WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF, I mean, really, what the … |
| 2009-06-26 | Sky Saxon RIP The Seeds singer dies in Austin, Texas. |
| 2009-06-24 | S.Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s Extramarital Wanderlust What, aren’t American hussies good enough for him? |
| 2009-06-24 | Your Father’s In That Glass, Talking to You Forget the “hidden persuaders” in the ice cubes and grow a pair. |
| 2009-06-12 | The Sludge That Dare Not Speak Its Name Homeland Security wraps coal industry toxic waste in secrecy. |
| 2009-06-01 | New Hope for the Wretched: Tomato Pills! British scientists’ tomato-based pill fights heart disease |
| 2009-05-31 | Meet Someone Interesting in Church, Then Shoot Him Kansas abortion doctor George Tiller killed |
| 2009-05-18 | All Shook Up Earthquake felt everywhere except on TV |
| 2009-05-18 | Huddled Masses Yearning Elsewhere Immigration to US from Mexico drops sharply: US sucks too much |
| 2009-05-01 | Livin’ on Dog Food For many Americans, it might as well be pate |
| 2009-05-01 | Hate for Rent “God Hates Fags” churchmember come to OC. |
| 2009-04-17 | Another Cost of Iraq Injured civilian contractors have to fight for treatment |
| 2009-04-13 | It’s Raining Panties! The Obama Military Budget Conservatives complain a $21 billion increase is “gutting” our military |
| 2009-04-06 | The Sheltering Sty Immigrant Children found living in Roman Sewers |
| 2009-03-16 | Cry, Baby More on Orange County defunding Planned Parenthood’s sex-safety program. |
| 2009-02-25 | Move over 420, here comes 390 An Assembly bill aims to legalize, and tax, marijuana |
| 2009-02-16 | Space Debris and Submarines: As If There Wasn’t Enough to Worry About How about building more houses and fewer missiles? |
| 2009-02-08 | We’re All in the Pool With Michael Phelps The War on Drugs is killing our recovery buzz. |
| 2009-01-20 | Medical Update prognosis |
| 2009-01-12 | The Loathsome Life of William Zantzinger Dylan song fodder drops dead. |
| 2008-12-15 | Shoe Explosion in Iraq! Bush shooed off in Baghdad |
| 2008-12-14 | Homeless in Space In Battlestar Galactica, eviction’s a bitch. |
| 2008-12-09 | Could Corruption Save the LA Times? The Times’ parent company could have benefited from Illinois Gov’s alleged corruption. |
| 2008-12-08 | Empathetic Journalism: LA Times’ Parent Company Files for Bankruptcy The Tribune Co. “explores” Chapter 11. |
| 2008-11-25 | Whacked by an Angel Echoes of today in a 1933 movie |
| 2008-11-24 | We Are Shocked One contractor you don’t want wiring your home |
| 2008-11-24 | 2012: Get That Abattoir Ready in the Rose Garden link to the uncensored Sarah Palin turkey interview |
| 2008-11-16 | Anywhere You Wear Your Hat Homes of the rich and poor, in books, on Earth. |
| 2008-10-16 | Taking White-Out to the Constitution Not a landowner? Then you may not be much of a citizen |
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